Mookie47

August 27th, 2009

this is where the fruit begins

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you Can't Fix stupid
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It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.



this is where the fun begins *** this is where the danger lies *** to want to need to desire to fail to lose to fuck and love and screw the whole damn thing ***** REALLY ***** GOTTA BLAST *****

~Ignorance can be cured with knowledge, but true stupidity just goes on and on. ~



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August 27th, 2009

Cash For Clunkers

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8/27/09 05:39 pm
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CASH  FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

cid:1.1014812770@web83102.mail.mud.yahoo.com
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?
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