Mookie47

this is where the fruit begins***nothing unreal exists***

this is where the fruit begins

mookie,mookie,mookie,
mookie,mookie,mookie,
mookie,

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you Can't Fix stupid
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It's not that I think stupidity should be punishable by death. I just think we should take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem take care of itself.



this is where the fun begins *** this is where the danger lies *** to want to need to desire to fail to lose to fuck and love and screw the whole damn thing ***** REALLY ***** GOTTA BLAST *****

~Ignorance can be cured with knowledge, but true stupidity just goes on and on. ~



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August 27th, 2009

Cash For Clunkers

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CASH  FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose
veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


cid:1.1014812770@web83102.mail.mud.yahoo.com
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

July 17th, 2009

From Towleroad

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Lest We Forget an entire generation gone!

http://www.towleroad.com/2009/07/senator-tom-duane-gives-angry-gri.html

How Hetero are your Tweets

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39% Heterommmexperimental is 39% HeteroHow hetero are you? How hetero is Martha Stewart? Try out any Twitter name and get the real picture. Are we really the words we use? Hope to see you at Stockholm Pride!




http://www.stockholmpride.org/howhetero/

July 5th, 2009

Bored!

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Journaling. Kinda let it go for a long while. Only seem to want to post intermittently.
Lets see, how far back shall I go?Got laid off Jan, '08. Got rehired October, '08. Since then I can't seem to balance my budget and am 2 months behind on all my bills all the time. I seem to spend all my money on food. I guess that might mean I'm more depressed than usual. Seems like I just can't get a handle on my finances. F**ked up that is, ... I am?
 I have dsl which is great or bad depending on how you view it. I spent much more time with my journals when I had dialup because that was easier to do. Now with dls I can watch youtube and vids on news sites.
  I moved last July and now it is a year in this cottage ... cottage literally, how cool.
  My mom spent three years no going to the doctor or taking medication and her diabetes and high blood pressure caught up with her last month and she had a mild stroke. This time she was aware of what was happening and it frightened her. She is now on meds and now that her mind is clearer she is bored. Its kind funny how she is now more aware. Its was scarier this time though. She really did have a bad episode.
  Me, I just move along as always. Doing nothing and moving on nowhere. I get most of my news and entertainment off the web now and don't spend as much time watching tv as I used to.
  I don't really have much to say. I think of a lot of stuff but ...
  Well, that's it for now. Life is as effed up as ever and I wish for more ... but what?

June 16th, 2009

Ya Think?!!!

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Unless and until Obama & the DNC leaders [and yes, that includes Reid & Pelosi] stop playing politics with our very lives, I will ONLY be giving to pro-equality Democrats

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/1150
9/nyt-obama-admins-lame-fed-partner-benefits-plan-designed-to-stop-dnc-fundraiser-disaster



http://www.obamasplanforgayrights.com/

September 4th, 2008

I want to be just like Jon Stewart !!!

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Ah, the joy of being hypocrites! :


Why, Yes I am a Democrat!

:}

July 15th, 2008

What in the Hell is it ...

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So, I'm going around updating my journals today while I feel like it. It turns out that you can't update GJ or leave comments anymore, but what you can do is edit your entries. Tricky, eh. so technically you can update by editing old entries and just dating them in the text of the update. woo hoo.
Anyway, nothing much doing here. its hot, Im sick and the punctuation is failing as is capitalization. I'm getting lazy and bored.
I don't really have anything to say. really. nothing. out of work, out of money, out of sorts, but ...
I'm OK. so hello IJ peoples!!! :}
Still around, lurking. :]



June 16th, 2008

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This little  animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.




So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:

You could look like a dick with buck teeth.

March 14th, 2008

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Lower than average
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Doesn't that just flip you're HTML? Squeaky gets 196 and I get 'Your IQ is LOWER than the average person taking this quiz'!!!



poison How come you can't download from your hard drive(My Documents) anymore? Its a pain to have to go to a photo hosting site and doubles the amount of work!!!

December 31st, 2007

Happy New Year ~ 2008

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Happy New Year to everybody at IJ.
When I first found this place, it was small, quiet, quirky, and an undiscovered corner of the internet. My, what a year makes, EH! I have enjoyed IJ more than just about any Journal I've had. The friends I have made here have been wonderful. I wish everyone on IJ a prosperous, healthy, joyful, safe and productive 2008 ! ! ! I cannot put into words how much this place has meant to me this year or how much all of my friends here have meant to me!


December 2nd, 2007

LiveJournal Sold !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6Apart has sold LiveJournal ! :

http://www.businessweek.com/technology/c
ontent/dec2007/tc2007123_052837.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index_businessweek+exclusives

Long link

from the No Adult is this Creative file!

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Melanie(age 5): asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.!"

Steven(age 3): hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window!"

Brittany(age 4): had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

Susan(age 4): was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, " It makes my teeth cough."

DJ(age 4); stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: " How much do I cost?"

Marc(age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

Clinton(age 5): was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

James(age 4): was listening to a bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

Tammy(age 4): was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The sermon this Mom will never forget..........this particular Sunday sermon....."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mama, what is butt dust?"










December 1st, 2007

Cute!

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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it ..

then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want .


then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .....


then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually


then buy a dog.


BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............


then buy a cat!

  Now be honest, you thought I was going to say.........then marry a man.

November 21st, 2007

Where Are You?!?!

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OK, so I haven't been keeping up with my journals. I have fallen madly in love with Simon Amstell and Never Mind the Buzzcocks. But all I have is dialup, so it takes two hours to watch a half hour show and I am just a little obsessed so, there you are!
I'm trying to catch up today.
I feel really remorseful for being such a lousy journal buddy. But hey, that's how an obsession is!

November 2nd, 2007

lover, the river, the cup

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“May life grant all that you desire from three lips, those of your lover, the river, and the cup.”

October 25th, 2007

/--\

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'^'

October 23rd, 2007

Birthday Greetings Spacelogic

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[info]spacelogic




Best Month ever, best sign!   From one Scorpio to another:

                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY!   YAY!

SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

October 12th, 2007

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I don't update these days as much as I used to, but I do check my friends page daily!

I gacked this from another's profile on another site. It is succinct and to the point and pretty much represents how it is with me these days!

September 23rd, 2007

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OK, so this is kicking around the interwebby and I just felt the need to post it: (gacked from a post)

So, now livejournal is deleting/screening comments to their news posts, such as people complaining that the new color scheme for some dang thing is ugly, and then banning those people from commenting in news!

So, anybody care that LJ is now unable to deal with criticism and is banning posters just because they don't like their comments.
LJ- Grow some balls, grow up and stop being dweebs!

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So endeth the comment by me!

September 7th, 2007

Helllllllll oo oo oo!

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Dear [info]jens : ya need some content! Welcome to the place! I added you, so welcome!
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